Description
Need a subtle way to tell someone to FUCK OFF? How about the recipe for a Fuckoffee?
Mug reads:Cup of Fuckoffee
A splash of no-one caresA dash of kiss my assAdd some fuck you’sA pinch of blow meStir & shove it up your ass
Reverse side shows image of a “steaming” coffee
(Note: Image shown shows both sides of mug, this listing is for one mug, not two as pictured)
Standard 11oz MugMicrowave and Dishwasher safe!
Combined shipping available for multiple purchases made from Nix Dungeon in any one order
Shipping Countries:
New Zealand
Ready to ship in 3-5 business days
Shipping Policy
We currently only Ship to New Zealand Addresses.
Nix Dungeon currently offers $8.50 flat rate shipping to Urban addresses and $11.65 Flat rate shipping to Rural Delivery addresses, no matter how much you order!
Please ensure you select the correct shipping option at checkout; incorrect selection will result in unnecessary delays.
Once your item has been booked for courier collection you will receive an e-mail notification from us containing your order tracking information. If you do not receive this notification, please first check your "junk mail", before contacting us to re-issue.
Nix Dungeon utilises Pass the Parcel's 1-3 working day Service. If you live rurally, please allow an additional 2 working days.
If you require a different delivery service, such as overnight courier, please contact us with your request.
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Return & Refund Policy
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Returns
You have 7 working days to return an item from the date you received it.
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Refunds
Refunds are only given AFTER the vendor has been given the chance to replace your item at their cost.
Once the vendor receives your item or has received proof of the isue, they will inspect it and if applicable, notify you that they have received your returned item.
They will immediately notify you on the status of your refund after inspecting the item/your proof.
If your issue is confirmed by the vendor, they will replace your item within an appropriate timeframe.
If replacement is impossible they will initiate a refund to your credit card (or original method of payment).
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Shipping
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