You Should Hear What I DON’T Say – Rooster Mug

$14.99

Funny Rooster Mug – “You Should Hear the Shit I Keep to Myself”

A hilarious 325ml ceramic mug featuring a grumpy rooster, coffee and one very relatable attitude.

Perfect for chicken lovers, farmers, coworkers, sarcastic friends and anyone with absolutely no shortage of inappropriate thoughts. A brilliant funny birthday, Christmas or Secret Santa gift.

Because sometimes keeping your mouth shut is an achievement worth celebrating.

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IF YOU THINK THE THINGS I SAY OUT LOUD ARE BAD – FUNNY ROOSTER MUG

“If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the shit I keep to myself.”

For those people who actually do have a filter… it just might not be quite as effective as everyone would like.

This hilarious sarcastic rooster mug features one seriously unimpressed chicken enjoying his coffee while giving the world exactly the kind of gesture it deserves.

Perfect for anyone with a dry sense of humour, questionable inner thoughts and just enough self-control not to say ALL of them out loud.

With its grumpy rooster, steaming coffee and cheeky adult humour, this mug makes a brilliant gift for farmers, chicken lovers, rural folk, coworkers, friends and family members who are famous for saying exactly what everyone else is thinking.

A MUG WITH ATTITUDE

Morning person? Probably not.

This mug is made for those mornings when coffee needs to happen before conversation, and for anyone whose internal monologue should probably never be made public.

It’s equally at home in the farmhouse kitchen, office, smoko room, workshop or sitting beside you while you silently judge everyone around you.

PRODUCT DETAILS

  1. 325ml / 11oz ceramic mug
  2. Funny grumpy rooster design
  3. Cheeky adult humour
  4. Bold, detailed sublimation print
  5. Perfect for coffee, tea or your morning sanity
  6. Great gift for chicken lovers, farmers and rural personalities
  7. Brilliant birthday, Christmas, Secret Santa or coworker gift
  8. Designed and printed in New Zealand by The Mug Press NZ

Looking for a funny rooster mug, chicken lover gift, rude coffee mug, sarcastic mug NZ, funny farmer gift, farm animal mug, grumpy chicken mug, adult humour mug, funny coworker gift, Secret Santa mug, inappropriate coffee cup, country gift or funny Christmas present? This one’s got plenty of attitude.

Because if you think what they actually say is bad…

You really don’t want access to the internal monologue.

Browse the full collection from The Mug Press at The Mug Press Shop.

Proudly designed and printed in New Zealand.

Shipping Countries: New Zealand


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  • Store Name: The Mug Press
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