Description
Nope. Not today. Not tomorrow if we can help it.
For those days when your motivation has packed its bags, your patience is running dangerously low and your only real ambition is to move as little as humanly possible.
Our Not Today Mother Fucker Sloth Mug features an adorably chilled-out sloth living its best slow life, paired with the brilliantly blunt message “Not Today Mother Fucker – Living the Sloth Life.” Cute, sweary and ridiculously relatable.
This funny sloth coffee mug is perfect for anyone who believes rushing is overrated, mornings should be optional and some problems are best dealt with by simply saying NOPE and having another coffee.
It makes a hilarious birthday gift, Secret Santa present, coworker gift, funny friendship gift or rude mug for someone who loves sloths, sarcasm and adult humour. It’s also an excellent addition to your own mug cupboard for those mornings when you need your coffee to communicate on your behalf.
Perfect for coffee, tea, hot chocolate – or whatever gets you through the day without having to deal with people.
WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
- Funny Not Today Mother Fucker sloth design
- Cute sloth mug with decidedly uncute language
- Perfect for lovers of sarcasm, sweary humour and lazy-day vibes
- A hilarious gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, mums or anyone permanently over it
- Great for birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa or just because
- A fun rude coffee mug, sweary mug and funny adult gift NZ shoppers will actually want to use
- Designed and printed in NZ by The Mug Press NZ
Because sometimes self-care looks less like yoga and meditation… and more like a sloth saying “Not today, mother fucker.”
Browse the full collection from The Mug Press at The Mug Press Shop.
Proudly designed and printed in New Zealand.
Shipping Countries:
New Zealand
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