Grumpy Gents Snarky Birthday Cards

$5.00

Add a touch of wry humour to any birthday celebration with our “Grumpy Gents” collection of snarky birthday cards. Perfect for the man in your life who enjoys a good joke or who is known for his sharp wit and even sharper tongue. These cards are sure to be a hit with anyone who appreciates a bit of sarcasm mixed with their well wishes.
Card Details:
Design: Each card features bold, typewriter-style text in a striking teal color, set against a clean, white background for a modern, yet vintage look.
Messages Include:
“Even Grumpy Cunts deserve a Birthday Card.”
“You’re not grumpy. You just have a low tolerance for dickheads!”
“I was going to make an age-related joke, but that’s getting old.”
“At least you’re not as old as you will be next year.”

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Perfect For:
Those with a sharp sense of humour
Friends and family who appreciate a candid, comedic take on life
Anyone celebrating a milestone birthday with a grin
Ensure your birthday greetings stand out this year with our “Grumpy Gents” cards.
They’re not just cards; they’re conversation starters and laughter inducers. Ideal for bringing a cheeky smile to even the grumpiest of old men on their special day.

Interior: Blank inside, providing ample space to pen your personal message, whether heartfelt, humorous, or a bit of both.
Size: Size is 14.5 x 10.5 cm closed – perfect for mailing or hand-delivering with a gift.

Printed on Silk 300gsm Card

Shipping Countries: New Zealand


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Even Grumpy Cunts deserve a Birthday Card., You’re not grumpy. You just have a low tolerance for dickheads!, I was going to make an age-related joke, but that’s getting old., At least you’re not as old as you will be next year.

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