Cheeky Christmas Rooster – Mug

$14.99

If you think the things I say out loud are bad… you should hear the shit I keep to myself!

A hilarious 325ml ceramic Christmas mug featuring a seriously grumpy rooster, steaming coffee and plenty of festive attitude. Perfect for chicken lovers, farmers, sarcastic friends, coworkers and anyone whose internal monologue definitely shouldn’t be said out loud.

A brilliant funny Christmas gift, Secret Santa present, rude rooster mug or cheeky stocking filler.

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IF YOU THINK THE THINGS I SAY OUT LOUD ARE BAD – CHRISTMAS ROOSTER MUG

Christmas is the season of goodwill, kindness and keeping certain thoughts firmly inside your head.

Featuring one seriously unimpressed rooster enjoying his morning coffee while giving Christmas – and possibly everyone around him – the finger, this festive mug is perfect for anyone whose inside voice is considerably worse than their outside one.

Surrounded by Christmas greenery, twinkling lights, pinecones, berries and festive tartan, our grumpy rooster delivers the wonderfully relatable message:

“If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the shit I keep to myself.”

FESTIVE, SARCASTIC & JUST A LITTLE INAPPROPRIATE

This isn’t your traditional sweet Christmas mug.

It’s for the person who loves Christmas but has reached their annual limit of crowded shops, Christmas music, family gatherings and people asking ridiculous questions.

Perfect for a chicken-loving friend, farmer, rural character, workmate or family member with a wicked sense of humour.

And if you know someone who regularly starts sentences with “I probably shouldn’t say this, but…” you’ve probably just found their Christmas present.

PERFECT FOR SECRET SANTA

Funny, useful and just inappropriate enough to get a laugh, this mug makes a brilliant Secret Santa or Kris Kringle gift.

Give it to your workmate, best friend, sister, brother, Mum, Dad or that gloriously unfiltered person in your life who somehow manages to say what everyone else was thinking.

PRODUCT DETAILS

  1. 325ml / 11oz ceramic mug
  2. Funny grumpy rooster Christmas design
  3. Cheeky adult humour
  4. Festive Christmas greenery, lights and decorations
  5. Bright, detailed sublimation print
  6. Perfect for coffee, tea or surviving Christmas morning
  7. Great for chicken lovers, farmers and rural folk
  8. Ideal for Christmas, Secret Santa and Kris Kringle gifts
  9. Designed and printed in New Zealand by The Mug Press NZ

Searching for a funny Christmas mug, rooster Christmas mug, chicken lover gift NZ, rude Christmas mug, funny farmer gift, sarcastic Christmas gift, Secret Santa mug, grumpy rooster mug, adult humour Christmas mug, chicken Christmas gift, funny coworker present, rural Christmas gift or sweary coffee mug? This one’s ready to ruffle a few feathers.

Remember: keeping some thoughts to yourself is what Christmas spirit is all about.

Browse the full collection from The Mug Press at The Mug Press Shop.

Proudly designed and printed in New Zealand.

Shipping Countries: New Zealand


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  • Store Name: The Mug Press
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