I stab people for a living

$14.99

I STAB PEOPLE FOR A LIVING – NURSE MUG

A funny and slightly dark nurse mug for healthcare professionals who know their way around a needle.

Perfect for nurses, nursing students, vaccination nurses and medical coworkers with a sense of humour.

Great for birthdays, graduation, Christmas, Secret Santa or workplace gifts.

325ml ceramic mug, dishwasher and microwave safe. Designed and printed in New Zealand.

Name will appear on the back of the mug

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I STAB PEOPLE FOR A LIVING – FUNNY NURSE MUG

I STAB PEOPLE FOR A LIVING.

I’m a nurse.

A little dark humour, a little medical sarcasm and a whole lot of nursing truth — this funny nurse mug is made for the healthcare professional who isn’t afraid of a cheeky joke.

From injections and vaccinations to blood draws and cannulas, nurses know that sometimes keeping people healthy involves a needle or two. This novelty nurse mug puts a hilariously dramatic spin on one of the many skills nurses use every day.

Perfect for:

  1. Nurses
  2. Registered nurses
  3. Nursing students
  4. Student nurses
  5. Nurse graduates
  6. Vaccination nurses
  7. Emergency nurses
  8. Medical professionals
  9. Healthcare workers
  10. Nurses with a dark sense of humour

A great gift for a nurse’s birthday, nursing graduation, Christmas, Secret Santa, new job, retirement, workplace gift or just because you know a nurse who appreciates a little medical humour with their coffee.

Ideal for anyone searching for funny nurse mugs, sarcastic nurse gifts, nursing gifts, medical humour mugs, injection nurse gifts, nursing graduation gifts, healthcare worker gifts, novelty nurse mugs and gifts for nurses.

MAKE IT PERSONAL

Want to make your mug even more special?

Add a name for just $3.00 and create a personalised nurse mug made especially for the recipient.

We can also create a custom mug featuring your own wording, favourite saying, photo, pet, artwork or company logo. Please contact us to discuss custom orders.

The listed price is for the mug and design as pictured.

MUG DETAILS

  1. 325ml quality ceramic mug
  2. Dishwasher safe
  3. Microwave safe
  4. Quality assured
  5. Designed and printed in New Zealand
  6. Available in plain white or with a coloured handle and insert

We own the licensing rights to use the clip art featured in our listings.

SHOP THE MUG PRESS

Looking for more funny nurse mugs, sarcastic nursing gifts, medical mugs, healthcare gifts, personalised nurse mugs and novelty medical presents?

Browse The Mug Press collection for more cheeky and humorous designs made for nurses and healthcare professionals.

Because it’s not personal.

It’s just another day at work.

Browse the full collection from The Mug Press at The Mug Press Shop.

Proudly designed and printed in New Zealand.

Shipping Countries: New Zealand


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