Some People Meditate – Mug

$14.99

Some people meditate. I say fuck a lot and sigh heavily. Same thing.

For anyone whose idea of inner peace involves swearing, sighing dramatically and drinking coffee. This cheeky 325ml ceramic mug is perfect for your bestie, sister, coworker or anyone who has discovered their own slightly less traditional form of stress relief.

A brilliant funny sweary mug, sarcastic gift, Secret Santa present or coffee lover gift for someone who is trying to stay calm… in their own special way.

Namaste? Nah. Pass the coffee.

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SOME PEOPLE MEDITATE – I SAY FUCK A LOT AND SIGH HEAVILY. SAME THING.

Deep breath in…

Deep breath out…

For fuck’s sake.

There. Better already.

Not everyone is cut out for meditation, yoga and quietly finding their inner peace. Some of us prefer a strong coffee, a well-timed swear word and one of those enormous sighs that lets everyone in the room know we’ve officially had enough.

And really, if it works, who are we to judge?

This funny pink and black mug celebrates an alternative approach to stress management:

“Some people meditate. I say fuck a lot and sigh heavily. Same thing.”

FOR THE PROFESSIONALLY STRESSED

This is the perfect mug for the woman who starts the day with good intentions but is muttering swear words under her breath by 9:15am.

Great for your best friend, sister, Mum, coworker, boss or favourite permanently stressed-out human who has mastered the art of the dramatic sigh.

Keep it at home, take it to work or strategically place it on your desk as a subtle warning to others.

A BRILLIANT GIFT FOR THE SWEARY ONE

We all know one.

Actually, you might be the one.

This mug makes a hilarious birthday gift, Christmas present, Secret Santa or Kris Kringle gift and is particularly suitable for friends and coworkers who appreciate sarcastic, slightly inappropriate humour.

Pair it with their favourite coffee and you’ve basically created a complete stress-management programme.

PRODUCT DETAILS

  1. 325ml / 11oz ceramic mug
  2. “Some People Meditate, I Say Fuck a Lot and Sigh Heavily” design
  3. Bold pink, black and white typography
  4. Funny sweary adult humour
  5. Bright, detailed sublimation print
  6. Perfect for coffee, tea or attempting to achieve inner peace
  7. Great gift for besties, sisters, Mums and coworkers
  8. Ideal for birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa and Kris Kringle
  9. Designed and printed in New Zealand by The Mug Press NZ

If you’re searching for a funny mug NZ, sweary coffee mug, sarcastic mug for women, funny best friend gift, rude coffee mug, stressed coworker gift, funny office mug, Secret Santa gift for women, adult humour mug, cheeky birthday present, coffee lover gift or inappropriate mug, this one’s cheaper than a meditation retreat.

Swear. Sigh. Sip coffee. Repeat as necessary.

Browse the full collection from The Mug Press at The Mug Press Shop.

Proudly designed and printed in New Zealand.

Shipping Countries: New Zealand


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  • Store Name: The Mug Press
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