Hear The Shit I Keep to Myself - Mug
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Hear The Shit I Keep to Myself – Mug

$14.99

If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the shit I keep to myself!

A hilariously relatable 325ml ceramic coffee mug, available in two colourways – classic black or maroon. Featuring steaming coffee, scattered coffee beans and plenty of attitude, it’s perfect for anyone whose internal monologue should probably remain private.

A brilliant funny coworker gift, sweary coffee mug, sarcastic birthday present or Secret Santa gift for someone with absolutely no filter.

Choose your colourway: Black or Maroon.

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IF YOU THINK THE THINGS I SAY OUT LOUD ARE BAD… YOU SHOULD HEAR THE SHIT I KEEP TO MYSELF

Believe it or not, this is me showing restraint.

Because if you think the things that actually make it out of my mouth are bad, you definitely don’t want to know what’s going on inside my head.

This funny coffee mug is for the wonderfully outspoken, sarcastic and slightly inappropriate people who deserve recognition for all the things they manage NOT to say.

Featuring a steaming cup of coffee surrounded by coffee beans and bold typography, it’s simple, funny and extremely relatable.

CHOOSE YOUR COLOURWAY

BLACK

Classic black typography for a clean, bold look that works with just about any mug colour.

MAROON

Black and rich maroon typography for a little extra colour and attitude.

Both designs feature the same hilarious saying, so simply select your favourite colourway when ordering.

FOR PEOPLE WITH VERY BUSY INTERNAL MONOLOGUES

Perfect for the friend who says exactly what everyone else is thinking.

The coworker whose facial expressions tell you everything you need to know.

The family member who frequently begins sentences with “I probably shouldn’t say this…”

Or perhaps you’re buying it for yourself because keeping all those thoughts inside deserves some kind of reward.

Coffee seems appropriate.

A BRILLIANT FUNNY GIFT

This mug makes a great birthday gift, Christmas present, Secret Santa or Kris Kringle gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, brothers, Mums, Dads or anyone with a sarcastic sense of humour.

It’s particularly good for workplaces where simply placing it on your desk may save you from having to explain yourself.

PRODUCT DETAILS

  1. 325ml / 11oz ceramic mug
  2. Choice of Black or Maroon colourway
  3. “If You Think the Things I Say Out Loud Are Bad” design
  4. Steaming coffee and coffee bean artwork
  5. Funny sweary adult humour
  6. Bright, detailed sublimation print
  7. Perfect for coffee, tea and keeping inappropriate thoughts to yourself
  8. Great for friends, family and coworkers
  9. Ideal for birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa and Kris Kringle
  10. Designed and printed in New Zealand by The Mug Press NZ

If you’re searching for a funny coffee mug NZ, sweary mug, sarcastic coffee mug, funny coworker gift, rude mug, adult humour mug, funny best friend gift, Secret Santa mug, coffee lover gift, inappropriate office mug, funny birthday present or cheeky Christmas gift, this one says plenty – while still keeping the worst of it to itself.

Just imagine what didn’t make it onto the mug.

Browse the full collection from The Mug Press at The Mug Press Shop.

Proudly designed and printed in New Zealand.

Shipping Countries: New Zealand

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Weight 0.00000000 kg

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