Description
FISHING SAVED ME FROM BECOMING A PORNSTAR – NOW I’M JUST A HOOKER
Well, thank goodness for fishing.
Who knows where life could have taken you without a rod, a reel and somewhere to throw a line?
This hilarious Fishing Saved Me From Becoming a Pornstar Travel Mug is made for the fisherman who loves fishing almost as much as he loves a completely inappropriate joke.
Finished with the punchline “Now I’m Just a Hooker”, it’s guaranteed to get a laugh at the boat ramp, fishing club, workshop or around the campfire.
And unlike another fishing lure, there’s a reasonable chance he won’t lose this one on the first outing.
WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
- Hilarious Fishing Saved Me From Becoming a Pornstar – Now I’m Just a Hooker design
- Generous 414ml capacity
- Made from coated stainless steel
- Double-walled to help keep drinks hot or cold for longer
- Removable, locking lid
- Comfortable handle for easy carrying
- Great for fishing trips, boating, camping, road trips and work
- Professionally printed for a vibrant, long-lasting finish
- Designed and printed in New Zealand by The Mug Press NZ
THE PERFECT FUNNY GIFT FOR A FISHERMAN
If you’re searching for a funny fishing gift for Dad, Grandad, husband, boyfriend, brother or fishing mate, this one is difficult to beat.
It’s a brilliant Father’s Day gift, birthday present, Christmas gift, Secret Santa idea or funny present for the fisherman who already owns enough rods, reels and tackle to open his own fishing shop.
Perfect for the bloke who spends his weekends chasing fish, exaggerating the size of the one that got away and insisting he absolutely needs just one more fishing rod.
After all…
Fishing saved him from becoming a pornstar.
Now he’s just a hooker.
Browse the full collection from The Mug Press at The Mug Press Shop.
Proudly designed and printed in New Zealand.
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New Zealand
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