Description

IF YOU THINK THE THINGS I SAY OUT LOUD ARE BAD… YOU SHOULD HEAR THE SHIT I KEEP TO MYSELF

Believe it or not, I am filtering myself.

Scary thought, isn’t it?

This hilarious mug is for those people who say outrageous things on a daily basis, yet somehow what comes out of their mouth is still considerably better than what’s going on inside their head.

Featuring bold black typography on a clean white background, this design lets the words do all the talking:

“If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the shit I keep to myself.”

No complicated artwork. No unnecessary distractions. Just one gloriously inappropriate statement that says everything that needs to be said.

FOR THE PERSON WITH A VERY ACTIVE INNER VOICE

We all know one.

The friend who says what everyone else is thinking.

The coworker whose facial expressions should probably come with subtitles.

The family member who regularly announces, “You don’t want to know what I’m thinking.”

Or perhaps it’s you.

If so, congratulations on your restraint.

You deserve coffee.

THE PERFECT FUNNY GIFT

This mug makes a brilliant birthday gift, Christmas present, Secret Santa or Kris Kringle gift for friends, family, coworkers and anyone with a sarcastic, sweary or slightly inappropriate sense of humour.

It’s also a great desk mug for work – although depending on where you work, perhaps don’t take it to your next performance review.

PRODUCT DETAILS

1. 325ml / 11oz ceramic mug
2. Bold black typography design
3. “If You Think the Things I Say Out Loud Are Bad” saying
4. Funny sweary adult humour
5. Clean, simple design
6. Bright, permanent sublimation print
7. Perfect for coffee, tea or quietly judging people
8. Great gift for friends, family and coworkers
9. Ideal for birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa and Kris Kringle
10. Designed and printed in New Zealand by The Mug Press NZ

If you’re searching for a funny mug NZ, sweary coffee mug, sarcastic mug, rude coffee mug, funny coworker gift, funny best friend gift, adult humour mug, Secret Santa mug NZ, inappropriate office mug, cheeky birthday gift, funny quote mug or novelty coffee cup, this one gets straight to the point.

And remember – what you hear is only the censored version.

Browse the full collection from The Mug Press at The Mug Press Shop.

Proudly designed and printed in New Zealand.