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Don’t Piss Off Old People

$14.99

DON’T PISS OFF OLD PEOPLE – FUNNY & CHEEKY MUG

Don’t piss off old people — the older we get, the less “life in prison” is a deterrent.

A wickedly cheeky mug for anyone who has reached the age where patience is optional and consequences are overrated.

Perfect for older people, retirees, grandparents, sarcastic friends and anyone with a wicked sense of humour.

A great funny retirement gift, senior gift, novelty mug, sarcastic mug, birthday present or Christmas gift.

Designed and printed in New Zealand by The Mug Press.

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DON’T PISS OFF OLD PEOPLE – THE OLDER WE GET, THE LESS “LIFE IN PRISON” IS A DETERRENT – FUNNY MUG

Don’t piss off old people — the older we get, the less “life in prison” is a deterrent.

Getting older comes with plenty of benefits.

Wisdom.

Experience.

Knowing exactly when someone is talking absolute rubbish.

And apparently, having far less concern about the consequences.

This hilarious and cheeky mug is perfect for anyone who has reached the stage of life where their tolerance for bullshit is rapidly disappearing — along with any fear of what might happen if someone pushes them too far.

Age Comes With Attitude

Know someone who has absolutely no time for nonsense?

Someone who has earned the right to say exactly what they think?

Someone who gets more dangerous with every birthday?

This mug is for them.

Perfect for:

  1. Retirees
  2. Grandparents
  3. Older men and women
  4. Seniors with a wicked sense of humour
  5. Sarcastic friends
  6. Anyone who refuses to suffer fools

A hilarious choice for funny senior gifts, retirement gifts, grandparent gifts, funny birthday presents, sarcastic mugs, novelty mugs, funny coffee mugs, Christmas gifts or cheeky gifts for older people.

Because the older you get, the more you realise that life is too short to put up with idiots.

Make It Personal

Want to make your mug even more special?

Add a name for just $3.00 and create a personalised mug made especially for the recipient.

We can also create a custom mug featuring your own wording, favourite saying, photo, pet, artwork or company logo.

Please contact us to discuss custom orders.

The listed price is for the mug and design as pictured.

Mug Details

  1. 325ml quality ceramic mug
  2. Dishwasher safe
  3. Microwave safe
  4. Quality assured
  5. Designed and printed in New Zealand
  6. Available in plain white or with a coloured handle and insert

We own the licensing rights to use the clip art featured in our listings.

Shop The Mug Press

Looking for more funny senior mugs, retirement gifts, grandparent gifts, sarcastic mugs, cheeky gifts and novelty mugs?

Browse the full collection from The Mug Press at The Mug Press Shop.

Proudly designed and printed in New Zealand.

Shipping Countries: New Zealand

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