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I’m not Short – Mug

$14.99

I’M NOT SHORT – I’M FUN SIZED – FUNNY & SASSY MUG

I’m not short, I’m fun sized, bite sized, vertically efficient, adorable, dainty & great at hugging.

Why call it short when there are so many much more fabulous ways to describe it?

This funny and adorable mug is perfect for short girls, petite women, vertically efficient legends and anyone who proudly embraces being fun sized.

A great funny short person mug, short girl gift, petite gift, sassy mug, birthday present or Secret Santa gift.

Designed and printed in New Zealand by The Mug Press.

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I’M NOT SHORT – I’M FUN SIZED, BITE SIZED, VERTICALLY EFFICIENT & ADORABLE – FUNNY MUG

I’m not short. I’m fun sized, bite sized, vertically efficient, adorable, dainty & great at hugging.

Let’s get one thing straight.

Short? No.

Fun sized? Absolutely.

Bite sized? Obviously.

Vertically efficient? Scientifically speaking, probably.

Adorable? Without question.

Dainty? When necessary.

Great at hugging? 100%.

This fun and cheeky mug is the perfect celebration of being small but mighty.

Small Height. Big Personality.

Being vertically challenged simply means you’re easier to fit into photos, require less blanket and are perfectly positioned for excellent hugs.

Know someone who proudly rocks their petite stature?

This mug was made for them.

Perfect for:

  1. Short girls
  2. Petite women
  3. Fun-sized friends
  4. Vertically efficient legends
  5. Anyone who loves a good laugh
  6. Women with big personalities in small packages

A brilliant choice for funny short person gifts, short girl gifts, petite gifts, funny women’s mugs, sassy mugs, novelty gifts, birthday presents, Christmas gifts, Secret Santa gifts or just-because presents.

Because being short isn’t a disadvantage.

It’s just more personality per centimetre.

Make It Personal

Want to make your mug even more special?

Add a name for just $3.00 and create a personalised mug made especially for the recipient.

We can also create a custom mug featuring your own wording, favourite saying, photo, pet, artwork or company logo.

Please contact us to discuss custom orders.

The listed price is for the mug and design as pictured.

Mug Details

  1. 325ml quality ceramic mug
  2. Dishwasher safe
  3. Microwave safe
  4. Quality assured
  5. Designed and printed in New Zealand
  6. Available in plain white or with a coloured handle and insert

We own the licensing rights to use the clip art featured in our listings.

Shop The Mug Press

Looking for more funny mugs, short girl gifts, petite gifts, sassy mugs, novelty gifts and personalised mugs?

Browse the full collection from The Mug Press at The Mug Press Shop.

Proudly designed and printed in New Zealand.

Shipping Countries: New Zealand

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Weight 0.00000000 kg

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