Description
I HAVE SELECTIVE HEARING – YOU WERE NOT SELECTED MUG
Ever wondered if someone is actually listening to you? Well… apparently you didn’t make the cut!
Our “I Have Selective Hearing – You Were Not Selected” mug is the perfect cheeky and sarcastic gift for anyone who has perfected the art of ignoring people.
Whether they’re pretending not to hear you, choosing which conversations deserve their attention, or simply enjoying a peaceful coffee without interruptions, this mug says it all!
A brilliant funny mug, sarcastic gift, novelty coffee mug, office gift, workmate present, birthday gift, Christmas gift or Secret Santa gift for someone with a great sense of humour.
Make It Personal
Want to make this funny mug even more special?
Add a name for just $3.00 and create a personalised gift they’ll love.
We can also create a custom mug featuring your own photo, pet, family member, loved one or company logo.
Please contact us to discuss custom orders.
The listed price is for the mug and design as pictured.
Mug Details
- 325ml quality ceramic mug
- Dishwasher safe
- Microwave safe
- Quality assured
- Designed and printed in New Zealand
- Available in plain white or with a coloured handle and insert
We own the licensing rights to use the clip art featured in our listings.
Proudly created and printed in New Zealand by The Mug Press.
Browse more funny, sarcastic and personalised mug designs on our The Mug Press store page.
Shipping Countries:
New Zealand
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